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1. Mean Betty on Sarah Palin’s Hand Notes
Everyone’s all a-flutter about Palin’s notes on her hand at the National Tea Party Convention. Mean Betty investigates.
Now darlings, Mean Betty generally doesn’t write about politics or politicians (unless they simply demand comment by playing their special political version of musical beds), but this was too good [more] |
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2. Mean Betty on Jennifer Aniston’s Love Life
Good news! Jen’s reportedly on the hunt for a nice, normal, loaded businessman.
Finally! Mean Betty was thrilled to read in Us Weekly that Jennifer Aniston has seen the light at last … she “wants to be set up with a wealthy businessman.” Now you’re using your head, Jen [more] |
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3. Mean Betty on Jersey Shore Goes to Fashion Week
Plus: Snooki’s dreadful makeover.
Poor Anna Wintour – she must be turning over in her grave! Oh wait, that’s right, she’s not actually dead, she just resembles a cardboard corpse … well never mind, the poor hungry thing must [more] |
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4. Mean Betty on Jesus and Madonna
The couple has apparently broken up. Doesn’t Jesus know Madonna does the leaving?
It is with much confusion that Mean Betty reads the news that Jesus Luz, he of the sultry pout and the abs that look so good in black and white, has “dumped” Madonna. Darlings, doesn’t he know [more] |
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5. Mean Betty on the “Hottie-Gram”
Or: What Mean Betty won’t be giving Mr. Mean Betty for Valentine’s Day.
As you assuredly know by the red, pink and chocolate towering over you in every grocery, department and drug store (not to mention café, salon, and dog-groomer) … Valentine’s Day Is Coming! And [more] |
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6. Mean Betty Imagines Victoria Beckham’s Luxury Hotel
Posh has reportedly been asked to design a hotel in Dubai. Mean Betty can’t wait.
Oh my dear ones, what will they think of next? Victoria “I’m the Same Size as J. Lo” Beckham has apparently been offered nearly $50 million to “design” a hotel in Dubai. The ruler of the [more] |
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7. Mean Betty on “Hero” Heidi Montag’s Mother’s Day Gift
This brave and generous young woman now wants to share the gift of plastic surgery with her mother!
Dearest pets, with all the unpleasant news we hear about celebrities and their antics (See: yesterday’s note on “The Terrible Taylor Momsens”), it’s just so very refreshing to read about a [more] |
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8. Mean Betty on The Terrible Taylor Momsens
Perhaps Taylor’s extreme brattiness is just a phase?
Bad news, pets. Taylor Momsen, she of the potty-mouth and over-usage of black eyeliner, doesn’t really care much about you, or your kids. Mean Betty knows … try not to plunge into the pits of [more] |
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9. Mean Betty on Barack Obama and Khloe Kardashian
Isn’t is thrilling to see this example of the American Dream come true?
Dear readers, Mean Betty is just bursting with pride and good old American spirit today. Isn’t it just truly inspiring to see yet another example of the American Dream come true? Khloe Kardashian [more] |
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10. Mean Betty on One Cornell Sorority’s Dress Code
You best be paying attention to Mean Betty, ladies!
Ah, kittens, is there anything more inspiring than the call to higher education, the promise of that tasseled cap and hard-earned college degree, the hallowed halls of learning and … a ban on [more] |
