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1. Mean Betty on The Week in Celebrity Sex
From Nicole Kidman to Kristin and Rob, the steamy week in celebrity gossip and sex scandals – Mean Betty style.
And what a week it’s been dear kittens! Just in time for the warm and cozy holiday season, we have a week filled with naughtiness from our favorite celebrities.Nicole Kidman Makes Mean Betty Want [more] |
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2. Mean Betty: “No, Brad, No!”
What has Brad Pitt done with his beard? It must be stopped!
Doesn’t Brad Pitt know, as a major international heartthrob and, he has certain responsibilities? And number one on that list (well, aside from supplying us with endless Jen vs. Angelina gossip and [more] |
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3. Mean Betty on Mariah Carey and Other “Ugly” Actresses
Mariah Carey feels “ugly” in her latest role, but mean Betty is here to remind her just where “ugly” gets actresses!
Dearest pets, are you getting as tired as Mean Betty is of hearing poor Mariah Carey complain about how “ugly” they made her for the upcoming film Precious? Doesn’t Mariah know … Ugly = [more] |
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4. Mean Betty on A-Rod and Kate Hudson
The half man, half horse and his blushing bride-to-be are stealing all the attention away from the World Series! Mean Betty reports.
The Yankees may have lost last night, but who cares? The antics of A-Rod and his main squeeze Kate Hudson are clearly stealing the World Series Show no matter what the outcome. First, A-Rod’s ex [more] |
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5. Mean Betty on the 7 Worst Celebrity Tattoos
When bad ink happens to the Hollywood elite.
Hello darlings! In honor of Pete Wentz's latest idiotic tattoo, Mean Betty thought she'd take you on a brief tour of the most ridiculous celebrity tattoos. Enjoy! His Brain Briefly Fell Out of His [more] |
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6. Happy Halloween from Mean Betty
Boo! What’s scarier than some of our regular old celebs? Why, those regular old celebs in costume!
Hello dear ones! Isn’t it lovely of our celebrity friends to provide us entertainment all year round and then go that extra mile on Halloween? Most of them don’t need to bother changing their [more] |
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7. Mean Betty on Kate Gosselin’s Next Date
Everyone’s so fascinated by the potential Octomom + Jon Goesselin pairing, but Mean Betty wants to know … what about Kate?
Since Jon Gosselin is being set up with Octomom™ on a reality TV show (what did Mean Betty tell you, kittens?) , we need to find someone for Kate, don’t you think, pets? It’s only fair. Oh [more] |
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8. Mean Betty on Old Rocker Barbies
Doesn’t every little girl dream of playing with has-been ‘80s icons? Mean Betty reports.
Tell Mean Betty pets, has the entire doll industry on drugs? First Mean Betty hears about a HOMELESS American Girl doll. Now Mean Betty reads on Jezebel that the makers of Barbie are bringing us the [more] |
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9. Mean Betty’s Celeb-Inspired Halloween Costumes
Mean Betty has all the ingredients you’ll need to make these seriously spooky stars come to life.
Hello, kittens! Have you found your purrrfect Halloween costume yet? Still deciding between slutty vampire and slutty box of Cheerios? You could always “shop your closet” and go as an old [more] |
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10. Mean Betty on Michelle Obama’s Secret Identity
The belts, the bracelets, the ability to fly through the air … can only mean one thing! Mean Betty has uncovered Michelle Obama’s secret.
Dear Pets, If you don’t hear from Mean Betty tomorrow it’s because the Secret Service has whisked Mean Betty away to locations unknown to be tried and tortured (hopefully not by watching Carnie [more] |
