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1. Mean Betty Week in Review: Demi Moore’s Hip, Mariah’s White Kittens and More
From Demi Moore to Jon Gosselin, Kirstie Alley to Carrie Prejean. The week’s best celeb news and gossip – Mean Betty style.
W Reins in Demi Moore’s HipOh, dear. Demi Moore’s giant left hip is out of control again, and W magazine had no choice but to rein it in when they put her on their December cover. Really darlings, [more] |
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2. Mean Betty on Mean Miley and Mean Martha
There’s a little Mean in all of us – even our darling celebrities!
Claws out, pets! A couple of our dear sweet celebrities have gotten a little cranky lately – are they, those poor darlings, trying to steal Mean Betty's act?!First we have perky little Miley Cyrus [more] |
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3. Mean Betty on Levi’s Playgirl “Sneak Peek”
Is Ricky Hollywood trying to tell us something? Mean Betty isn’t so sure she wants to see the rest of the 'Playgirl' spread!
Interesting strategy darlings! In lieu of dishing the “full monty” as threatened promised, Levi Johnston has apparently instead decided on showcasing his impressive … armpit hair. A bold [more] |
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4. Mean Betty Gives Paris Hilton Some Advice on Being Famous
Paris Hilton is jealous of the Kardashians? Have no fear – Mean Betty is here!
Mean Betty hears that Paris Hilton is quite put out at the gaggle of Kardashian sisters who, after being propelled to stardom merely by being Paris Hilton’s BFFs, are now thanklessly leaving Paris [more] |
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5. Mean Betty on Celebrity Photos
If a picture is worth a thousand words, just what are Brangelina, Jennifer Aniston and other celebs trying to say here?
Brangelina on Date NightDarlings, is this Brad Pitt at the wax museum next to a replica of Angelina Jolie? Read Mean Betty "No, Brad, No!"Whatever do you [more] |
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6. Mean Betty on the Palin Johnston Thanksgiving
Sarah Palin says Levi Johnston is welcome at their family holiday. Mean Betty imagines the delightful scene.
My, my, what a busy day in the Sarah Palin – Levi Johnston world yesterday! Levi was busy picking up an award as porn website Fleshbot's “Crossover Star” for revealing his, how do you say, [more] |
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7. Mean Betty on Celebs Who Just Can’t Help It
From Angelina Jolie to Speidi – Mean Betty has the latest news from the celebs who just can’t stop being themselves.
Dearest pets, sometimes as Mean Betty is reading through the news, she can’t help but remark on how helpfully predictable so many of our favorite tabloid-hoggers are. It’s almost as if certain [more] |
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8. Mean Betty on Kate Gosselin
Kate claims Jon has changed … but Mean Betty would like to show Kate these photos of herself.
Yesterday … all her troubles seemed so far away …Aw, poor Kate Gosselin. Such a dud her hubby and co-parent turned out to be! Too bad she didn’t realize that before having eight children with [more] |
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9. Mean Betty on Levi Johnson and Jon Gosselin
All the latest news about two of our favorite celebrity fathers – Mean Betty style.
A match made in Reality Heaven! Somehow Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnson “bumped into each other” in Times Square the other night – a perfect spot if ever there was one for a meeting of the [more] |
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10. Mean Betty on Smelling and Looking Like Pamela Anderson
There’s a big difference between ogling Pamela Anderson, and actually emulating her. Mean Betty reports.
Mean Betty has to hand it to Pamela Anderson. By turning herself into a trailer-trash fabulous cartoon character version of herself, she manages to somehow stay relevant and talked about, even though [more] |
