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1. Mean Betty on Heidi Montag’s New Movie Career
Clearly the Hills star has an exciting movie career ahead of her, filled with roles requiring brains and talent.
Well how about that, darlings? Heidi Montag has finally launched her long-sought film career … using every bit of her considerable talent assets: Mean Betty can tell this is just the first in a [more] |
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2. Mean Betty on Rielle Hunter
The classy spread in GQ, the sex tape details … Rielle Hunter is taking the world by storm!
Mean Betty understands that, at a certain point, there’s no need to make fun of or express dismay with certain celebrities because they do all the work for you. But, although Rielle Hunter, famed [more] |
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3. Mean Betty on the $1.5 Million Gown
Miami Fashion Week asks the question: “What recession?”
Mean Betty received a most interesting press release over the weekend, darlings. It seems that, as part of the upcoming Miami International Fashion Week festivities, the Beirut-based designer Jad [more] |
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4. Mean Betty on Jennifer Aniston and Celeb Pictures
From Jen and Gerard to Chelsea Handler, a celeb photo is worth a thousand words.
“I sure am having fun here hugging Jennifer Aniston. We sure do have great chemistry. I could stand here for hours.” “Look at my sexy, yoga-toned, Cabo-tanned legs! Everything’s great! Hug me [more] |
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5. Mean Betty on Demi Moore’s Pole Dancing Lesson for Rumer
Mother knows best, Rumer dear!
One big happy family! Mean Betty has said it before and she’ll say it again …. Hollywood is full of nothing but class act parents. Demi Moore, who obviously fondly, and wistfully, remembers her [more] |
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6. Mean Betty’s Gosselin Update
What have that Jon and Kate been up to lately?
The Gosselins haven’t faded away yet, darlings! Though it’s been at least several weeks since Jon Gosselin and his trashy girlfriend du jour have made any Jerry Springer-worthy headlines, the [more] |
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7. Mean Betty on Lindsay Lohan, Babies and Breast Milk
What do Lindsay Lohan and breast-milk cheese have in common?
Poor baby! Uh-oh … Mean Betty better not say that about Lindsay Lohan or LiLo just might sue. That’s exactly what the enterprising young lady is doing to the financial company E-Trade, because [more] |
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8. Mean Betty’s Worst Dressed at the 2010 Oscars
It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it … bring you all the misses from the Academy Awards red carpet.
Ah the Oscars. The glam, the glitz, the … mysteriously awful clothing choices. Isn’t it fun, kittens? Mean Betty would like to thank the following people for keeping Mean Betty awake during the [more] |
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9. Mean Betty on Mo’Nique’s Divorce Prevention Plan
Cheating is not a “deal-breaker” -- what a clever and unusual approach to preserving the sanctity of marriage!
Mean Betty has to hand it to Mo’Nique: she has figured out the secret to a lasting marriage in Hollywood. Let him cheat! Truly, it’s beautiful in its obvious simplicity, isn’t it, kittens? The [more] |
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10. Mean Betty: Is Sarah Palin Going Hollywood?
The beauty queen from Wasilla and her entourage were reportedly like “locusts” at the Oscars gifting suite. Plus: a Sarah Palin reality show? Be still Mean Betty's heart!
Oh Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. It’s going to be hard to keep the moral high ground over the Babylon that is Hollywood if you keep going at this rate! Apparently the former Governor-turned Fox commentator [more] |
