Betty Blogger
Carrie Seim
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BettyConfidential’s L.A. Correspondent and Relationship Writer, Carrie has written and performed her hilarious dating disasters for the New York Post and Comedy Central Stage. Carrie will over-blog her romantic highs (ha!) and lows each week. |
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1. True Love: The Underwear Test
Study says if a guy lets you buy his undies, you may be “the one.”
The way to a man’s heart may be through his underpants. Wait, it’s not what you’re thinking. According to a new poll by British retailer Debenhams, if a man lets you buy his underwear, he [more] |
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2. I Took My Date to a Show about Marriage
Carrie breaks a dating rule and takes her new boy to see “You Say Tomato, I Say Shut Up.” Yikes!
Dating tip #783: Do not take your date to a comedy show about the pitfalls of marriage. I know this rule. I wrote this rule. And yet, because I like to flirt with danger, I invited him anyway. [more] |
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3. He Called Me Fat!
Carrie gets pitched a dating foul ball.
Dating Foul Ball … He called me fat! Last week I spent many, many, many hours watching baseball with a certain boy. Even though my comprehension of ESPN programming is on par with my [more] |
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4. You Know You’re on a Bad Date When…
Real guys and girls share the moment they realized they were on a bad date.
It’s happened to all of us. You spend days getting ready for your date with a new guy. You pick the perfect pretty-but-sexy-but-demure-but-hip-but-not-too-hip ensemble. You manage to shave your legs [more] |
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5. He’s Having More Fun Than You
Comedian Aaron Karo talks about his new book and why being single rocks.
Comedian Aaron Karo’s new book, I’m Having More Fun Than You, is a seriously funny ode to single life. He explores the mating dance between single men and women with hysterical insight and brutal [more] |
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6. Top 10 Celebrity Pickup Lines
The worst wooing moments in celebrity history.
We’ve all suffered through our share of truly terrible pickup lines. • “Was your father a baker? Because you have amazing buns.”• “You must use Windex, because I can see myself in your [more] |
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7. The Goat Test
Single girl seeking her goat mate
Forget searching for a soul mate, I’m now officially looking for my goat mate. Allow me to explain… Earlier this week, I was chatting with a dear friend of mine. (Because I just watched this week [more] |
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8. Beware of Flashy Men!
A hot hunk dumps me, and now I know why
Beware of Flashy Men! "Research by evolutionary biologists at the University of Glasgow suggests females should be wary of initial flashy display which may not have staying power." - Dr. Jan Lindstr [more] |
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9. Terror (and Chex Mix) in the Skies
Facing an emergency landing with grace. Kind of.
Last week I hopped a Virgin America flight from Los Angeles to New York, a trek I've made a million times. I savor those five hours of escape, where I can watch junky reality TV (Tori and Dean [more] |
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10. My Dating Life's Making Me Ugly!
... and I don't care!
Legend has it that you can tell when someone has a happy love life just by looking at them. They have a sparkle in their eye, a flush in their cheeks and a spring in their step. SUPPOSEDLY. I think [more] |
