Okay. First off let me say that I have nothing against New Jersey. It's a beautiful state. And I love The Wendy Williams Show with her "How you doing?" and fab disco ball. She's real and tells it like it is. I'd love to have dinner with her and dish for hours. However, the other day I turned on the Gossip Queens and an ex-MTV comic was talking about checking into a hotel after her house flooded, and she turned around and saw this group of "Orange" people. Then she gasped!! It's Snooki and crew from Jersey Shore! The Orange people? My Cyber Main Gay emergency button went off screaming "Danger Gay Robinson...Danger Gay Robinson."

With Spring coming, my girls will be thinking of how to get that glow. No orange girls on my watch

There are many healthy ways to achieve that sun-kissed golden look without photo-aging or skin cancer. I've tested most and I'm going to give you the best product options out there, so you can choose the right one for you.

Off the bat let me say, if you are using a tanning bed -- STOP. RIGHT NOW. NO MORE. If you've been doing it for a while then I know you're addicted to that fresh sun bed feeling. I have a friend who's addicted. He's quit smoking but is having a hard time letting go of the bed. Go figure. You do need a bit of natural sun to receive Vitamin D but everyday life exposure with a sunblock will give you that. Consider instead the following for a healthy glow …

Harvey-Approved Most Believable Fake Tan Ever Products!

These will be divided into Non Self Tanning beauty products that give you the glow and wash off, and Self Tanning products that work with your skin to produce the look of a tan that doesn't wash off and lasts about five days

Non Self Tanning Products ...

L'Oreal Sublime Bronze Tinted Gel: Gorgeous moisturizing gel that gives your face and body a water resistant glow that washes off at the end of the day! ($5)

Perfekt Cheek Perfection Gel: Oil free bronze tint that gives you a light weight natural wash of color! ($28)

Guerlain Terracotta Bronzing Powder: The original. Beautiful matte bronze finish that's great for oily skin or a powder setting alternative. ($43)

Michael Kors Leg Shine Collection: Easy glide applicator that instantly kisses your legs with shimmered sunshine. Comes in three shades! To die for MK scent! ($32 for the set of three)

Self Tanning Products...