“You Have the Balls of a Burglar!” Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap!
Quote of the night: “You can’t call someone morally corrupt when you did soft core porn.”
The first Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion show was color coordinated! All the housewives — Kyle Richards, Taylor Armstrong, Lisa Vanderpump, Camille Grammer, Adrienne Maloof and Kim Richards — wore black and dripped diamonds. It was very Sicilian-widow meets Vegas. Host Andy Cohen sat on a chair between two couches filled with women. (Brave soul.) On the right sofa: Kyle and Taylor, holding hands, and Lisa. On the left sofa: Kim, sandwiched between Adrienne and Camille, who clutched the sofa arm like a life-preserver. Unlike the other three, this group never gave each other eye contact, much less patted hands or shoulders. Poor Adrienne, she got stuck with the two most wacked -housewives of the group
The first few minutes of the reunion were filled with frivolity. Andy read a viewer question, “Does anyone know the price of a gallon of milk?”
Kyle immediately raised her hand and said very proudly, “$3.49 for a gallon!”
Andy’s reply: “What captured everyone’s attention is how freaking rich you all are!”
So true … so true.
Right after that, the silliness was replaced by battle noises — mostly loud squeaking squawks from Camille. We spent 20, yes 20, minutes enduring not only viewer questions to Camille, but questions from Andy about her behavior. We all know that Camille and Kyle were at daggers during the season. It was about a remark that Kyle made to Camille off-camera. As Andy reminded us, since there wasn’t any filming of this “tiff” the only “truth” is from the two of them.
Turns out the big secret … drum roll please … Kyle invited Camille to be a part of the cast! Yupperoni! The famous and fabulous (in her mind anyway) Camille Grammer was not approached by the Bravo team at all. Kyle called her up and asked her to be part of the group. Camille initially said no, then talked it over with Kelsey and changed her mind.
Camille’s secret revealed next!