Would You Eat at Scott Disick’s New Restaurant?
Scott Disick has a new business….will a spin-off reality show follow?
My oh my, Bettys! Scott Disick seems to have branched out from working with Quick Trim (those diet pills that caused a law suit) to the other side of health with a new restaurant!
Yuppers, if Scott can’t make you lose weight, he’s going to help you gain it. The resto’s called RYU. Here’s the spiel straight from the interestingly poorly worded press release: “RYU, meaning a Japanese school of thought, offers a true dining experience with it’s Japanese small plates menu, creative handcrafted cocktail list, and chic design elements.”
Since when did the Japanese do tapas? Oh, wait there’s more!
“RYU’s chic design incorporates elements of Japanese street art, body art and yakuza imagery.” Hmm, do these people know that the Yakuza are Japanese gangsters? Where do they get their deep knowledge of Japan? From a Chuck Norris movie?
Check out those photos! Wouldn’t you love to eat dinner staring at a tattooed back all night? Yummo!
I’m wondering if this resto opening means that the boys of the Kardashian clan will now have their own series. First they’ll start with Scott. Why? They don’t like Scott, so if he bombs (I’m taking bets now), they won’t waste any of their precious “full blooded” Kardashians on a show. If he succeeds, will we see a show on Bruce, Mason and anyone they can turn into a Kardashian? Bwahahahaha! Yes, E! is really turning into the Kardashian Channel 24/7.
BTW–There are no menus or photos on the restaurant’s website. Which probably means it’s very expensive.
If you care to check it out, it’s located in New York City’s Meat Packing District-46 Gansevoort Street.
Bon Appetit…if you dare!
PJ Gach is Senior Editor: Style + Beauty at BettyConfidential.