Will That Guy Be Good In Bed? Telltale Signs From Your Gay BFF

Updated on May 18, 2011, 5:27 pm ET

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Clothes Make the Man

I’ve slept with many, many guys.

Why? For research, of course.

And because, it is utterly devastating for me to meet a cute guy in a coffee shop only to find out later that the hottest thing about him was his latte! It’s happened time and again, so I’ve made a list of the telltale signs to guide you, my wonderful ladies, to a fairytale romance and help you avoid that dud – way before he can even say hello.

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Read on to see what I’ve learned...

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10 comment(s) on this article...

#1. uptowngirl on 06/17/2010 - 9:20 am (EDT)

Hmm, I've never really picked up on these things.

#2. Fashionista on 06/17/2010 - 9:42 am (EDT)

Me neither... the crossing the legs point is interesting!

#3. kitty on 06/17/2010 - 10:25 am (EDT)

I think it's all about chemistry. If it's there, you're all set. Once it's gone .... it's gone!

#4. CityLady212 on 06/17/2010 - 10:35 am (EDT)

oh yah, I'm sure his watch will tell you how his moves are in the sack, i don't think so.

#5. violetgal on 06/17/2010 - 7:41 pm (EDT)

I want to know why a gay man is commenting on STRAIGHT MALE behavior...?

#6. fastest2 on 06/17/2010 - 8:07 pm (EDT)

Love 'em. Thenk you Gay BFF! Don't listen to the haters above!

#7. Traveller81 on 06/17/2010 - 10:20 pm (EDT)

"Jangle your keys (or another shiny object) to distract him" - ahahaha! @fastest2 - I agree. Why bother to login if you're only going to write unkind or unhelpful comments? Whether or not you believe the advice, it was funny and fun to read.

#8. SexyVero69 on 06/17/2010 - 10:28 pm (EDT)

LOL @ Violetgal

Exactly! I don't have any gay guy friends, but aren't they supposed to think like us? Kinda weird how were getting tips from someone on the same side of the fence as us... Oh well, at least this article was entertaining.

#9. Fern on 06/24/2010 - 2:56 pm (EDT)

Ya'll -- he has spent a lifetime seducing men, I think we should listen to his advice! :)

#10. emerald3358 on 06/29/2010 - 4:24 pm (EDT)

I will say that the crossing the legs bit MUST be true! My ex always sat with his legs crossed and he couldn't last more than 10-15 seconds...literally!! My current husband is a sprawler as described, and well...

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