LeAnn Rimes had her big 28^th birthday on Saturday, and I must say, I have loved watching this girl this year. It’s my dirty little secret. I hate to admit it, but I really do love watching this low-budget soap opera that is the real-life love triangle of LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian/Brandi Glanville. Between the extramarital affairs, tire slashing, bed hopping, and dramatic tweets and quotes to the media, this sh*tshow is really the gift that keeps on giving. The drama just keeps slowly unfolding into a steady diet of guilty pleasure!

The whole thing got off to a classy start in early 2009 when LeAnn and Eddie, who were both married to others at the time, took a cue from Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott and went off to Canada to film a Lifetime Movie called “Northern Lights,” started boning, and kicked off a heated affair. (Note to women with C-list actor husbands: DO NOT LET YOUR MAN GO TO CANADA TO FILM A LIFETIME MOVIE!!!)  

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Eddie and LeAnn both danced around the media and avoided talking about the affair, and Eddie even appeared eating ice cream with his wife after reports of LeAnn and Eddie doing the nasty surfaced. But then, suddenly, it looked like Brandi and Eddie had not reconciled and actually Eddie was going to leave her for LeAnn. I mean, this storyline is so full of dramatic twists and turns! Who is writing this sh*t?

All of a sudden, Eddie and LeAnn were a full-fledged couple and Brandi was pissed! This is where Brandi’s role gets really good and she brings out the crazy like it’s nobody’s business. Brandi went nuts on her cheating hubby and slashed the tires of his Harleys! And what was the best part? She admitted it and was proud of it! “Yes, I slashed his tires!” she declared following the incident. “It felt great!” Is this woman for real?

Maybe Eddie and LeAnn have more acting credits, but Brandi was suddenly emerging as the real star! "He broke my heart, so I broke his Harleys," Glanville says. "It was right after I found out about girl No. 2, and I had that Carrie Underwood song in my head. I just went for it!" OMG I think I have a girl crush on this woman! She is running around slashing tires with her hair on fire!