Why Guys Really Reject Us, Naked Photos, And Hottie Eric Decker: What We Learned About Men in November
What guys are really thinking: five facts we learned from reading their magazines.
Meatballs and naked photos are what men are into for November! We checked out this month’s issues of such popular men’s magazines as Men’s Health, Maxim and more, and surprisingly, guys would love to swap you for your best friend… and reject you because of where you live? Seriously?
To see what else we found out about guys from their favorite magazines, read on…
1. They’ve found another reason to reject us.
Where you live is now a major concern for guys, especially in New York. Why? Because of what may be sleeping in your bed with you: bedbugs. Jeff Bercovici wrote a piece for GQ this month called, “Bedbugs Ravaged My Sex Life!” In it, he describes a time when he met a “gorgeous girl” who lived in Bushwick, “ground zero for New York’s burgeoning bedbug epidemic,” and seriously considered rejecting her for fear of catching the bug! He also writes of his guy friends, who are so paranoid about the pests, they order their girlfriends to wash their clothes pre-hookup or have resorted to hooking up in public restrooms instead of beds. And they don’t think they’ll catch anything in there?!
2. Sometimes they’d love to do the “old switcharoo.”
The switcharoo you say? Yes, it means they’re kind of dating you, but they’d just love to swap you out in favor of your friend. Harsh, we know. But it’s the sad truth, according to Men’s Health, whose advice columnist Jimmy the Bartender fielded a question from a reader who wanted to do just that. We agree with his response: “She’d think it’s weird if her friend started dating you, and so her friend is going to consider you poison. The more you push, I’m guessing, they more both of them will just tell you to scram.” Jimmy, you’ve hit the nail on the head!