What’s Up with Lindsay Lohan’s New Teeth?
Lindsay Lohan’s sporting a new set of pearly whites. But what’s really going on here?
Lindsay Lohan’s life may be going south lately, but hey, at least her teeth have scrubbed up a little!
A couple of weeks ago, the state of the troubled starlet’s dental hygiene began to spark some curious rumors; her yellowed, decaying teeth paired with the questionable red marks on her hands suggested that LiLo had developed an even worse habit than those she’d already fallen prey to: heavy meth use. How did we arrive at this conclusion? Well, take a look here:
The good folks over at Crushable have theorized that what Lindsay seems to be sporting here is “meth mouth,” the tooth decay that often results from meth use and abuse. Then there’s her hands: some of those red splotches might be nail polish (apparently Lindsay never properly learned the art of the at-home manicure)… but some of them may be burns from smoking out of a glass pipe. The rumors are unsubstantiated, though notably, all Lindsay’s rep had to say on the matter was this: “With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest – there is no way I’m going to comment on Lindsay’s teeth.” Neither confirming nor denying? Sounds fishy.
But on Saturday, Lindsay Tweeted this:
Accompanied by this picture of herself:
Cosmetic dentist Dr. Bill Dorfman to the rescue! Dr. Dorfman, whose famous clientele includes Jessica Simpson, Anne Hathaway, and Usher, developed a teeth-whitening procedure he calls Zoom! (which, incidentally, was featured on an episode of Extreme Makeover)—and none too soon. From the looks of things, Dr. Dorfman went to town on LiLo; those pearly whites are certainly stunning! Let’s hope she can take care of this set, shall we? After all, you can really only replace them so many times…
Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s associate editor.