
Usually, you only see women posing shirtless on the cover of men's magazines – like Miranda Kerr is on GQ and Selita Ebanks is on Maxim. But, the fearless Russell Brand decided to join the ladies this month, posing shirtless for the cover of Rolling Stone, proving that our number 5 find – men are digging their hairy chests – is sadly true.
See what other hair-raising things we discovered about guys this month...
Read What We Learned From Men's Magazines in May
1. They are so lazy!
We get that this month’s feature in Maxim, “The Lazy Man’s Guide to Life” by Lisa Freedman is meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but we know some guys will actually use these services in order to not get off their butts. The resources include ibreakup.net, a site that will dump their girlfriend for them via email, and itspersonalmarketing.com, a site that will write their resume and cover letter. Ugh, it’s sad that we have to tell boys to just man up and do these things themselves.
2. They don’t fully understand why it’s the little things that count.
Don’t blame it on guys though. According to John Gray, Ph.D., author of Venus on Fire, Mars on Ice, who was used as a source for Mark Millhone’s piece, “My Marriage: The Autopsy” in Men’s Health, it’s science. “A women gives off pheromones when she feels taken care of by a man,” he says. “What men fail to realize is that on an interpersonal, chemical level, it’s the small stuff that really does matter. If you want to score 36 points, you don’t give her 36 roses. You give her one rose on 36 separate occasions.” See? It’s not so hard to understand, guys.
3. They expect to get with the bridesmaid.
Maybe we should blame the epic hit that was Wedding Crashers, or maybe Laura Leu for writing “You May Now Kiss the Bridesmaid,” in the June issue of Maxim. Because of Laura, Vince Vaughn, and Owen Wilson, guys think the maid of honor and her gals are up for grabs at any wedding. Laura writes that it’s a bridesmaid's “loneliness” and “desperation” for romance that makes her so easy to bed. Great – now at the next wedding, we’ll be fighting off drunk groomsmen who’ve been told we’re a sure thing.
follow BettyConfidential on...
![]()
Partners... |
Returning user?
Login to add your comment.
New user? Register to add your comment.



Did Karl Lagerfeld actually - gasp! - APOLOGIZE to Adele? Unreal! — Buzznet
Trend alert! What do you think of Sophia Bush's royal blue gown? — Celebuzz
The rapping princess is back - and on 'Ellen!' — Buzznet
Courtney Cox, Angelina Jolie + other actresses who have put on their director's caps! — Celebuzz
What are Drake and Justin Bieber doing together? — Buzznet
Booty not brains + 9 other commandments of casual sex. — College Candy
Is Reese Witherspoon planning on having another baby soon? — CelebrityBabyScoop
Did you know these 12 actors have won Grammy Awards? — College Candy
Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne team up to help their furry friends! — Buzznet
Miley is out, Selena is in - for Adam Sandler's 'Hotel Transylvania,' that is! — Celebuzz

love+sex
celebrity
celebrity