If you're like Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries (if you are, please explain a few things to me) and you're planning on having a gigunda wedding complete with 450 or more guests, you need a big cake. A really BIG cake.

Kim's cake was six feet tall --  taller than the 5' 2" reality star and almost as tall as her basketball playing hubby. Kim wanted a replica of Kate Middleton and Prince William's royal cake. She spared no expese and dropped anywhere from $15,000 - $20,000 for the monstrosity from Hansen Cakes in LA.

The black and white cake may have looked delicious, but guests had another cake at the reception! According to US Weekly, a source told them, "They passed out cake [to guests] but it wasn't from the six foot tall cake."

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Maybe they decided to freeze the whole thing for their first anniversary?

And according to the same source, there wasn't any (massive bummer) cake-face smushing."I think Kim and Kris must have had a talk about the cake cutting and smudging the cake in her face... Because Kris didn't do it! I know that he is such a jokester and he would've loved to do that."

We kinda think the joke's on them. Take a good look at the cake. A really good one.

Tell us: What do you think that cake looks like? A missle? Christmas tree? Or...?

PJ Gach is Senior Editor: Style + Beauty at BettyConfidential.

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