Vote! Mean Betty’s Biggest Idiot of the Week: Lindsay Lohan?
LiLo seems like a clear winner, but let’s not forget about Shia LaBeouf and Courtney Love!
Well, kittens, Mean Betty has to admit – this week Lindsay “Help! I Really Need To Borrow Your Private Jet!” Lohan certainly seems like the frontrunner for Mean Betty’s coveted Biggest Idiot of the Week Award. However, impressively, there are a few strong contenders for the title. Help Mean Betty decide!
But first, a quick recap on LiLo’s crazy-even-for-her week:
With a Deputy District Attorney vowing to pursue jail time and a grouchy judge peeved at LiLo’s repeated absences from court, just before a mandatory hearing, Lindsay did what any smart young lady would do – she hightailed it to France to party (with Amanda Seyfried’s boyfriend?) in Cannes! Brill!
TMZ.com has some delightful photos of how Lindsay’s been spending her time in Cannes … do visit!
Of course, Lindsay’s passport magically got “stolen”, thus preventing her from making the plane home, thus preventing her from attending that pesky little hearing. Lindsay, ever resourceful, took to her computer to fix things up – first she sent an email to pals begging to borrow a private jet to get her home in time for the hearing. (Just click your heels together three times Linds!) Next she sent an email to Us Weekly, claiming Daddy Michael Lohan arranged to have his wayward daughter’s passport stolen. What she doesn’t appear to have done is report the passport stolen to the authorities. Details, details!
Now she appears to be partying on a yacht whilst her lawyers post some sort of bail to fix up the bench warrant that’s been issued for her, so she doesn’t get arrested upon her eventual arrival in L.A.. (Can you hear that kittens? It’s the collective sigh of dismay for paparazzo around the globe.)
What will happen next? Who knows? Mean Betty just can’t wait to find out!