Goodness gracious, it’s that time again already? Mean Betty does not know where the hours go; it seems like only yesterday that she was taking advantage of a lovely little thing called Taco Tuesday, where strawberry margaritas are half off (not unlike Mean B’s top by the end of a few rounds…just kidding, pets!).

But since it is in fact Friday, Mean Betty needs your help deciding which contender should be dubbed Idiot of the Week.

First up, Jesse James! The burly West Coast Choppers CEO has been on Mean Betty’s shiz-list for months and months, but his latest faux pas is the stinker of ALL stinkers.

Jesse recently ‘popped the question’ to skanky girlfriend Kat Von D, and then fired off this marvelous message to People:

"You know sometimes the public and press gets it wrong. This is one of those times. 2010 was actually the best year of my life because I fell in love with my best friend. An amazing woman who stood behind me when the world turned their backs. I have never met anyone so kind and loving and committed to making the world a better place every day. My love for her is beyond description. So honored that she said 'yes.' Growing old with her is going to be a f----n' blast!"

Well isn’t that simply dandy. He had the best year of his life! Except, what ever happened to that bit about him begging for Sandra Bullock to take him back? Suddenly 2010 was a barrel of monkeys, free of heartbreak and custody disputes?

Read Mean Betty on Jesse James and Kat Von D's Mushy Love Tweets

And did he give any thought as to how Sandy was going to take this? What a swine. Mean Betty has one word for Jesse’s declaration: TACKY.

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