Tila Tequila Headed to ‘Celebrity Rehab’
The attention-lover has signed on for the next season of VH1’s reality show.
Oh, Tila Tequila. When will you quit, love? Don’t you realize that your fifteen minutes of fame were up a long time ago? And yet, desperate for fame, you keep sinking lower and lower in order to stay in the spotlight.
TMZ has just confirmed that you have signed on for the next season of VH1’s Celebrity Rehab, which means you must be battling an addiction to something – or you’re just willing to fake it to be on TV.
But if you truly do have an addiction to something other than attention, we wonder what it could be. Are you struggling with an addiction to too much makeup? Too many tattoos? Embarrassing yourself on the red carpet? Flashing your underwear? Or is it more serious, like a battle with drugs or alcohol?
Maybe we’ll never get the chance to find out – Celebrity Rehab is apparently struggling to find cast members, so the upcoming season may be canceled before it even starts. It looks like Hollywood is finally smartening up and realizing it’s not so cool to be addicted to something.
Maybe you should follow suit, Tila. You might have a better shot at remaining relevant if you did. (TMZ)