I don’t know about you, Bettys, but when I wake up in the morning and wander into the kitchen only to find my all-important coffee supply depleted, my immediate thoughts are usually something along the lines of, “AH! COFFEE! NEED! NOW!” This is usually followed by me throwing on some flip-flops and staggering crazy to my local coffee shop. What I DON’T usually think is, “Gee, I’m out of coffee? That’s too bad! Here, let me strip off all my clothes and strap on some impossibly high heels before flirting outrageously with my adorable barista.”

This, however, is apparently exactly what child bride Courtney Stodden thinks, because that picture up there? That’s what she wears when she goes on an impromptu coffee run.

I really shouldn’t be surprised by this anymore, should I? And yet I still am. Here's another image, just for good measure:

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Do you know many 17-year-olds that go out to get coffee looking like that? I thought not.

But let’s talk about the elephant in the room for a minute, shall we? Courtney appears to have no makeup on here—which, given the continuing question about whether or not she’s had plastic surgery, is interesting. You’ll recall that her mother Krista recently commented in response to a cache of pre-fame Courtney pics, “She was between 12 or 13 years old when they were taken, and they were shot by a modeling agency. You take her makeup off now, and she looks exactly like that. That’s her with no makeup on.” So, is the lack of makeup in these coffee-run photos a move intended to illustrate the fact that underneath the pounds of foundation and eyeliner, Courtney still looks like the teenager she is? And if so, how successful is the gambit?

I’m not sure. She still doesn’t look like a teenager to me, and her eyes, of course, still have that horrible dead look in them. Plus, the no-makeup thing is a little at odds with those other unique Courtney-posing-for-photographs habits: The weird face and the bizarre posture. Seriously. She is CONSTANTLY STICKING HER BOOBS OUT. How is her back not KILLING her?

Anyway. More ridiculousness from Courtney Stodden. Just thought I’d point it out. Because obviously that’s exactly what you need first thing on a Friday morning. Carry on.

Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s associate editor. She really could use some coffee right now.

Catch more photos of Courtney's coffee run over at Celebuzz.