Dear George Bush,

Why are you still talking?

Every time you open your mouth I fear for what’s to come. And every time, you never cease to amaze me with your pearls of often-stuttered, misspoken, and misspelled wisdom. I know you’ve guzzled a lot of beer at a multitude of keggers in your day, but perhaps just once you could try to think before you speak.

Take your recently taped interview on Matt Lauer Reports on NBC airing November 8. You said when you heard Kanye West say, “George Bush doesn’t care about black people,” “It was one of the most disgusting moments in my Presidency.” Really President Georgie?

Of all the blunders you made, including that war you dove headfirst into, a comment made by the squirrelly rapper Kanye was the most disgusting moment to you out of the eight years you “served” this country? Someone needs to get his priorities in order, don’t you think, G-Money? (That’s your rapper name since you're so into how the rappers view you).

G-Money, you went on to say, “He called me a racist. And I didn’t appreciate it then. I don’t appreciate it now. It’s one thing to say, ‘I don’t appreciate the way he’s handled his business.’ It’s another thing to say, ‘This man’s a racist.’ I resent it, it’s not true.”

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While it’s nice to see you’re finally commenting on something (I waited with bated breath for years for you to comment on something, anything), choosing the “Toast to the Assholes” singer as a subject for comment seems a hair inane.

But then again, so did "tomatos."

Peace Out G-Money,

Sarah

Sarah Polonsky is a senior editor at BettyConfidential.

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