The Most Pathetic Type of Man
Can you believe guys like this still exist? Neither can we.
I thought this kind of man didn’t exist anymore. In this day and age when women are just as up front and honest about sex, hooking up, and one-night stands, there’s no need for him. And yet, just last week I saw evidence that the most pathetic type of man is, indeed, alive and well.
My good friend met him at a bar about two weeks ago. She said he was just her type: 6’2”, blue eyes, dark hair, funny, and in her own words, “HOT.” They really hit it off, exchanged numbers, and even made plans to hang out the next day.
On their first date, she said he was the perfect gentleman. He came to pick her up at her house, opened the car door, and bought her friends a round of drinks when they met up with them later. They hung out again the next night to watch the Knicks game, and two more times after that.
Throughout all of this, my friend was impressed by how obvious this guy was about being into her. He would text her in the morning to wish her a good day, and would call her after work because he couldn’t wait to see her. He seemed genuinely interested when she talked about her job, he introduced her to his friends, and would also talk about things in the future tense, like “When you meet my dog…”
These are all fair signs that a guy is seriously interested in a woman. That’s why, in my friend’s eyes, this guy was shaping up to be a “perfect 10.” And then they had sex.