The 10 Skankiest Halloween Costumes of The Year!
Here are 10 “costumes” that shouldn’t leave the bedroom on Halloween!
Finding the perfect Halloween costume can take a good amount of effort–especially when stores are stocking shocking, barely-there getups. Think your neighbor’s bikini-babe ensemble screams skank? Here are 10 costumes that’ll give viewers the impression that the only taste you have is in your mouth. Yup, they’re that cringe-worthy.Ladies, forget the horror movies and haunted houses –these outfits will give you quite the fright!
1. The Sushi’s on Me costume ($98, patriciafield.com). Yeah, we get the Samantha from Sex and the City reference, but even she had the decency to stay inside. We would rather not be forced to endure mental images of you and your beau doing things we won’t mention here.
2. Sexy scout costume ($49.50, flirtcatalog.com). Gee, there’s no place to hang your merit badges!
3. Fairy tale heroine costume ($69, fredericks.com). Costume manufacturers, you’re ruining the fond memories of our childhoods! Why is Snow White in her bra? And how the hell do we explain this to the kids?
4. Head Referee costume ($40.95, attractivewear.net). We’re going to have to call foul on this getup (or lack thereof).
5. Vinyl Naughty Nurse costume ($64.95, 3wishes.com). At least vinyl is stain resistant.
Versions of Harry Potter, nuns and other famous people’s costumes up next!