Would you be surprised if I told you that a) an ex-Kardashian nanny is currently shopping a tell-all book about her time with the family before they were famous, as well as b) that she absolutely trashes them? Yeah, didn’t think so.

Because both are apparently true. TMZ, a woman named Pam Behan served as nanny, personal assistant, and cook for Kris and Bruce Jenner for many a long year in the time before they had cameras tracking their every move. Naturally, this included spending rather a lot of time with their kids—whom she apparently hated.

The worst offenders seem to have been Bruce’s sons, Brody and Brandon, whom Pam called “extremely spoiled and disrespectful.” Really, though, we’d expect nothing less of the Kardashian/Jenner kids; if what they’re like now is any indication of what they were like when they were younger, they were probably tiny little monsters. Pam, however, wasn’t willing to take it sitting down; she claims she almost lost her job after slapping Brandon. Ouch.

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As for the others? TMZ reported that Pam described her relationship with Kris as “love/hate,” but that Bruce helped her avoid prosecution during a DUI case once upon a time. The Kardashian girls seem to have liked Pam, but that’s not stopping the former nanny from revealing some “intimate details” about them.

No word on whether or not a deal has been struck yet, but word on the street is that it’s being pitched to a bunch of major literary agents.

Tell us: Would you read a tell-all about the Kardashians written by their ex-nanny?

Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s associate editor.