Sexy New Trend: Temporary Tattoos for Your Vajayjay?
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Last week this blog was devoted to an intellectual debate on breast tattoos. This week we’re weighing the merits of temporary tats for your vajayjay. Stay classy, BettyConfidential!
Seriously, though, we have some breaking news from the “decorating your lady bits” department. The Completely Bare Spa in NYC (the same spa who came up with the infamous Vajazzle) has just introduced a new service called the Vatoo. (I would have gone with Vatoozela, in honor of the World Cup soccer horn, but that’s me.)
The Vatoo process involves a technician waxing you completely bare and then airbrushing a temporary tattoo – of your choosing – on your “area.” Remember when you were a kid and you’d go to a carnival and they had booths where you could get a purple unicorn and your name airbrushed on a t-shirt? This is basically the same thing – except on your vagina.
The tat lasts about a week (withstanding showers and “friction,” according to the company) and costs $115, which includes the wax. But best of all, they offer a wide range of stencil shapes and sizes, as well as custom designs so you can choose whatever tat your vajayjay desires.
I’m still trying to decide which design I’d create. A homeless guy’s portrait? (Boring.) A big red stop sign? (Counterproductive.) “Do you like me? Check yes or no.” (Risky.) Baby-on-board caution sign? (Character test.) In case of emergency, break hymen. (My top choice.)