Sex Terms You Should Know: Party Lingo

If you had a “brown out” or are invited to the “double feature,” know what that means!

-Libby Keatinge

How was that three day weekend people? Feeling a tad hungover, and wondering who the eff Hugo is and why he is texting you? Sometimes the fun of one weekend bleeds over uncomfortably into your week, and here we’ve got the top five terms you need to know when talking to your friends about recent festivities and untagging yourself on unflattering Facebook photos.

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1. Brown out: It’s not quite a blackout, when you become so intoxicated that you literally can’t remember the night before. In a brown out situation, when someone refreshes your memory, you actually remember giving that guy a lap dance in the middle of the bat mitzvah you crashed.

2. Under par: If a man’s penis was shorter than normal, he is under par.

3. Double feature: To have sexual intercourse with two people in the same day.

Want to know what a “bangover” is? Read more…

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