Have you ever joked that there must be a sex-crazed loony who sits on his computer for hours on end, inventing new positions with comical names? It definitely sounds possible! We are dumbfounded by the amount of phrases (and tutorials) available out there in cyberspace these days. Just for fun, here are 10 of the terms we have come across…

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1. Two Pump Chump: when the deed is over after a couple of thrusts. What a treat, huh?

2. Moses: a dude who is a-ok with performing cunnilingus while his partner is menstruating.

3. Slick Leggings: the name does not refer to the latest style being offered for half price at Macy’s, but rather the act of lubricating your legs so that your man can experience the Slip ‘n’ Slide action!

4. Cold Fish: a sex partner who is anything but responsive during copulation.