Schmucks We’d Like to You-Know-What
You know how to rhyme don’t you?
This week Steve Carell hits the big screen playing yet another lost loser in Dinner for Schmucks. And while we concede that sometimes his character’s stupidity makes us want to punch him in the face, there’s always a little something redeeming there that makes us want to do, well, do other things with this schmuck.
Here’s a list of other schmucks we inexplicably want to do.
1. Adam Sandler
This funny man had been getting laughs on SNL for years, but he really won us over with his insightful commentary about bath products in 1995’s Billy Madison.
“Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool?”