Children go gaga for free goodies and the opportunity to be a fairy princess or a cutthroat pirate for one whole day. Our readers, on the other hand, didn’t feel the need to play dress up this Halloween…

Results:

• No, because I'm not 5 years old: 34%
• Yes, I had a great party to attend: 29%
• No, I hate Halloween: 18%
• Yup - I even went trick-or-treating!: 13%
• Yes -- love the excuse to get slutty!: 6%

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