You know the world is totally unfair when supermodel Naomi Campbell scores a colossal, 25-bedroom home from her billionaire boyfriend, Vladimir Doronin (is it me, or does he look like he's in pain here?). Oh, and did we mention this abode is a one-of-a-kind, eco-sustainable palace shaped like the Egyptian Eye of Horus– which is fitting, given its location on the sandy beaches of Turkey’s Isla Playa de Cleopatra.

According to Curbed.com, Luis de Garrido, the Spanish architect who built the place, created solar panels, a green house, a geothermal energy system, and “a mechanism that harvests rainwater and treats waste water.” The result: one resilient piece of real estate.

We’ve all heard of undeserving celebrities living the high life in avenue-sized mansions, but allow me to point out that if the apocalypse happened tomorrow, Naomi and her heel collection would be sitting pretty while we’re left to scramble for scraps of food and sip contaminated water from our cupped hands.

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Dramatic? Maybe. But this is a woman who pleaded guilty to beating an assistant and has been accused multiple times of assaulting those who worked under her.

In my humble, non-supermodel opinion (which I fear a leggy someone might attempt to slap down–good thing I’m miles and miles out of her way), this extreme diva is one of the last ones worthy of surviving a worldwide famine, deadly disease outbreak, or zombie attack.

Besides, who wouldn’t want to see Naomi on the front lines, taking out the undead with her bejeweled cell phone and spiked heels? Isn’t that what she’s good at?

Diana Denza is a regular contributor to BettyConfidential.

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