Meryl Streep, Stacy Keibler, and Oscar: Can You Tell the Difference?

Meryl Streep’s an Oscar winner, Stacy Keibler’s a girl friend, Oscar is a statuette…which looks like which?

-PJ Gach

Okay, so maybe this is kinda like Where’s Waldo. Here we have two tall people and one thing. But don’t they all look alike? I guess that’s the problem when you dress head to toe in gold.

Let’s look at the evidence.

Meryl Streep

Meryl’s wearing a gold lame Lanvin gown, accessorized with Lanvin’s “gold and stress belt” (yes, that’s what it’s called)and a mother-of-pearl Lanvin minauderie. Meryl picked up her first Oscar in 29 years for Iron Lady. Meryl looks elegant yet human.

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Oscar

Oscar’s heavy! He weighs 8.5 pounds and is only 13.5 inches high. He’s plated in 24 karat gold. Oscar’s made up of an conglomeration of metals including tin, copper and antimony. He’s definitely not human.

Stacy Keibler

Before GC (George Clooney) Stacy was best known as a wrestler and a contestant on Dancing With The Stars. To the Academy Awards, she wore a gold Marchesa gown with a giant growth on her hip. Stacy looks very, very shiny. Fembot or human?

So Bettys, can you tell the diff between the three? Or do they all look too scarily alike?

PJ Gach is Senior Editor: Style + Beauty at BettyConfidential.

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