Brace yourselves, kittens. Are you sitting down? Word has it that a Kate Gosselin reality dating show may be coming to a television near you.

Quite a thought, hmm?

In fact, Mean Betty is not sure how Mean Betty feels about this rumor / news. On the one hand, it does sort of seem inevitable, doesn’t it? (Speaking of inevitable, Mean Betty is still waiting for the Nadya Suleman reality dating show! What’s taking them so long?) Kate Gosselin and her grasping, fame hungry, gel-manicure claws certainly make for a source of endless entertainment.

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On the other hand, can the universe really stand to watch Kate Gosselin go on televised dates?

And what dates they would be, surely! According to Life & Style, the show would “possibly” be “matching [Kate] with single dads.”

Mean Betty shudders to even imagine the kind of “single dad” these producers would dig up … like some horrible Brady Bunch episode gone terribly wrong!

Mean Betty has so many questions!

Would the potential candidates meet the Gosselin children as part of the process? Would Kate meet THEIR children?

Would they all be forced to watch clips from Jon and Kate Plus Eight, showing Kate berating and belittling Jon? (Perhaps this would be some kind of endurance test for potential Kate mates, with follow-up tests involving chapters of her latest book?)