Look kittens! How cute! Suri Cruise is drinking a Starbucks drink that’s bigger than her head! And isn't Katie Holmes looking lovely, as always?

And now, feast your eyes on these delightful shots from the Wonderful World of Celebriland!

Hayden, Honey, Is That You?

My goodness! Mean Betty is tempted to watch the super trashy and highly insensitive Lifetime movie version of the Amanda Knox murder trial JUST for the pleasure of seeing Hayden Panetierre looking like this.

Doesn't Marcia Gay Harden look perturbed, as if to say, "What am I doing in this made-for-TV nightmare, and how did I get here?"

Quote of the Week: Naomi Campbell in UK GQ

“I don’t read the papers. I sell papers.”

Well that certainly explains a lot, Naomi! Like how you might have missed the fact the diamonds one of the world’s most brutal war criminal gave you were, in fact, mined by slaves. Details, details!

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