Dear kittens, are you sitting down? Mean Betty has some truly shocking news and she doesn’t want to cause any heart attacks. Are you ready?

Dina and Lindsay Lohan are … shopping a reality show together.

Can you believe it? Why, just think how those Hollywood producers must have had to beg and plead with Dina to step into the limelight and let them film her every move!

What’s that, pets? You’re not surprised at all? This is what you consider “inevitable”?

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Sigh. Yes, Mean Betty agrees. It really was only a matter of time, wasn’t it? Since the first attempt at a Dina Lohan reality show didn’t quite take off (What? People didn’t want to watch Dina try to launch little Ali’s singing career? Why ever not?), Dina has surely been plotting a new plan of attack.

And now, Dina Lohan, paragon of motherly virtue, may finally get her wish to be beamed into the homes of the nation so she, too, can join the illustrious ranks of reality “stars” like role model Danielle Staub. It’ll be an American Dream come true!

"We have already started filming," Dina Lohan told the New York Post. "The cameras follow us in our daily lives and as we promote our businesses. I want to prove that we are a good, hardworking family and we don't have the crazy lives that some people claim we do."

Crazy? Gee, what makes you say that, Dina?