Mean Betty: Paris Hilton Still Puts the Ass Into Class
Cocaine and DUIs—some things never change.
-Mean Betty

Mean Betty has to admit to having been rather naïve when it comes to the hotel heiress/ starlet of yesteryear, Paris Hilton. Mean really thought the celebutard’s days of making headlines for drug-use were slowly but surely fading to darkness — just like her triple processed roots. Mean Betty was very wrong. And you know how rarely that happens, kittens.
Not only was Paris caught for toting cocaine this weekend, but also she simultaneously watched her boyfriend Cy Waits go from head of nightclub operations for Wynn and Encore properties to head of the unemployment line after he got busted for DUI. And what did you do on Friday night, pets?











Paris needs to get a life, really.
I wonder if she’ll go to jail.
Isn’t this the 3rd time she’s tried to get arrested for drug possession and had a friend with her take the fall for her in court? This time it was cocaine rather than pot so she actually went to jail overnight. Sounds like when she didn’t get much press from the previous 2 incidents, her advisors told her to step it up a bit to get back in the media spotlight. Hate to be so cynical, but this is Paris we are talking about.
WELL, It takes money to make money… but you can easily see what Paris does with hers… UP THE NOSE!!
How did she become worthy of press coverage to begin with, anyway. Simply because she is rich. I have decided to stop subscribing to US magazine since it has way too much coverage of these so called “celebrities” whose only claim to fame is that they’ve got rich parents, or are on some lame reality show (which doesn’t qualify as acting, BTW). I just wish the media would completely boycott coverage of these people types.
she needs to just be left outta the spot light
if you guys are so sick of her then why comment on stories about her? why even read the story actually? i’m so tired of hearing people complain about how they hate these girls or whatever yet you’re right on top of everything they’re doing. that would indicate you really like them if you asked me.