Mean Betty on Victoria Beckham

World-class Posh Spice freakout!
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Mean Betty on Victoria Beckham

World-class Posh Spice freakout!

-Mean Betty

Victoria Beckham

Happy Monday, darlings! You may not know this, but Mean Betty scours—yes, scours—the global celebrity scene to bring you all the most delicious little tidbits. And there is certainly at least one on this lovely summer day.

Mean Betty is referring to a profoundly moving moment in the extremely meaningful life of Victoria “Posh” Beckham. Yes, kittens, the former Posh Spice, the wife of hunky soccer legend David Beckham, had a life-changing experience recently.

She found a white hair.

What a tragedy! Why, in little Victoria’s world, to find a gray hair, at the age of 36, surely indicates the end of youth, the end of life as she knows it!

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Actually, Mean Betty is surprised that Mrs. Beckham could find a white hair at all. Mean Betty had automatically assumed that Vicky’s “hair color,” like her “breasts” and her “tan”, were about as genuine as Ryan Seacrest’s “relationship” with his latest “girlfriend.” (But that, as they say, is a story for another day. Kisses, Ryan!)


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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty on Victoria Beckham

  1. NYCdogmommy says:

    Hmm, maybe because she’s had so much plastic surgery, she thought she was plastic and wouldn’t age??

  2. kitty says:

    HahahaHA — eventually age catches up with EVERYONE.

  3. Fashionista says:

    Haha! I can’t believe she started crying!

  4. lovesbetty says:

    She’s is one fierce twit!

  5. mothermeryl says:

    I can’t stand her. She never smiles. Even Snooki smiles once in a while!

  6. FFlotus says:

    she’s disgusting… don’t include ryan in the same story as her.

  7. VTmomma1 says:

    Yea… cuz Ryans worse.

  8. shaleeee says:

    OMG..I’ve had grays since my twenties…that’s life..

  9. KittyK says:

    Grey hair??? LOL That’s why they invented Miss Clairol and all the others! ;)

  10. wldangel_61 says:

    Awwwwwwwwwwww poor baby LMAO , What an idiot
    it’s a gray hair get some hair dye and get th hell over it, cause there will be more gray hairs to come.

  11. wldangel_61 says:

    #10. wldangel_61 on 08/04/2010 – 10:52 am (EDT)
    Oh poor baby LMAO , What an idiot
    it’s a gray hair get some hair dye and get the hell over it, cause there will be more gray hairs to come.

  12. angiemyma says:

    Getting old is hard for all of us – poor baby. :( Thank God she has that amazing metabolism still. Did you know the only exercise she gets is running after her kids?? It’s amazing. If I hadn’t read it on the internet, I wouldn’t believe it myself.

  13. inkdork says:

    haha When they mentioned Snooki, the first thing I thought of was this really horrible bikini dancer chain of the same name.

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