Mean Betty on Victoria Beckham
World-class Posh Spice freakout!
Happy Monday, darlings! You may not know this, but Mean Betty scours—yes, scours—the global celebrity scene to bring you all the most delicious little tidbits. And there is certainly at least one on this lovely summer day.
Mean Betty is referring to a profoundly moving moment in the extremely meaningful life of Victoria “Posh” Beckham. Yes, kittens, the former Posh Spice, the wife of hunky soccer legend David Beckham, had a life-changing experience recently.
She found a white hair.
What a tragedy! Why, in little Victoria’s world, to find a gray hair, at the age of 36, surely indicates the end of youth, the end of life as she knows it!
Actually, Mean Betty is surprised that Mrs. Beckham could find a white hair at all. Mean Betty had automatically assumed that Vicky’s “hair color,” like her “breasts” and her “tan”, were about as genuine as Ryan Seacrest’s “relationship” with his latest “girlfriend.” (But that, as they say, is a story for another day. Kisses, Ryan!)