Mean Betty on Tish Cyrus’ Affair With Bret Michaels
Miley Cyrus does take after her Mama!
Bonjour, kittens. Mean Betty can’t for the life of her imagine why anyone would want to bump naughty bits with the washed up rocker Bret Michaels? Why would Miley Cyrus’ mommy, Tish willingly go where so many herpes-infected bleached blondes have gone before—and one Pamela Anderson?
Us Magazine has brought the reason Billy Ray and Tish are divorcing to light. After 17 years of marriage, Tish couldn’t keep her legs closed when it came to the bandana-wearing Bret, pets. Mean Betty must have missed the memo about bandanas that cover balding rock stars heads being tres sexy.
Bret “became close to the entire family” this past February when he and Miley released the racy duet “Nothing to Lose,” a source told the tab. It was at that time when he and Tish began their sordid affair. Billy Ray was none the wiser. How sad for him to discover his wife is just as trampy as his daughter. It’s sort of the chicken and the egg situation, poppets. Was Tish following in her daughter’s footsteps on the road to raciness or vice versa? It matters not, as they are both horny little ladies.
But wait, pets. Bret’s rep denied the report saying, “There has never been an affair or a fling.” This story must be a wrong in that case. Mean Betty is sure publicists never lie… oui?