Taylor Momsen and Miley Cryus are the latest pop tarts to go public with their hate for one another. There’s nothing like a little celeb battling to get Mean Betty’s juices flowing!

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In a recent interview Momsen talked smack about poor Miley: “I don’t even know Miley. There’s just no comparison between us, you know. I’m a rocker, she’s a pop star. We’re entirely different things, there’s a big difference between us. I have nothing against her, I don’t even know her. I just don’t listen to her stuff. I don’t give a sh*t. It’s ridiculous that Disney is as relevant as it is today even with adults. Where is the real music? What happened to Zeppelin, and people who play their own instruments? There’s always going to be pop but it’s not real music, it’s not me.”

Not real music, poppets? That’s not fair. Mean Betty thinks that if you can pole dance to it, then it must be music, non?

Where does this pale dimwitted “rock star” get off saying such insulting things about Miley, pop music and Disney all in one sitting? Mean Betty thinks we have ourselves the new Mel Gibson.

According to a source, “Miley is furious – who wouldn’t be? She thought Taylor was pretty cool until this happened, which has left her totally confused. Taylor is so obviously desperate for fame. I mean, she’s traipsing around town in her underwear, or is that for the love of the music too? Miley has always had a lot of talent, and Taylor knows it. Taylor still sees her as a threat, which she is, although they’re hardly in the same league. Miley gets a little risky on stage, but she knows that it’s a performance, whereas Taylor doesn’t seem to know where to draw the line. It’s sad, really.”

Just to be fair, kittens, both of these gals traipse around wearing next to nothing. The goyles both love baring their jailbait bods for all the men who don’t care that 16 will get you twenty.

Maybe they should kiss and make up. Mean Betty knows Miley would be game for some girl-on-girl action.

xo,

Mean Betty