My darling kittens, are you really, TRULY in an uproar over Perez Hilton Tweeting Miley Cyrus getting out of a convertible with a short skirt and supposedly “sans-underwear?” Mean Betty doesn’t really believe it.

The blogger-turned-superstar Perez Hilton is drowning in a media crapstorm because Miley’s only 17 and her Photoshopped crotch shots can’t be legally splattered across the Web for another year.

Perhaps when posting the image, he momentarily forgot she was so young. In fact, Mean Betty thinks she looks about 35 and can empathize with his mistake.

Not that Perez thinks it’s a mistake, pets.

The ballsy blogger said on The Joy Behar Show “I don't regret what I did and I would do the same thing again. It's not actually doing anything worse than Miley herself has been doing recently, from grinding up on her 40 something year old director to pole dancing to all the over sexualized things that she has been doing and turning herself into this creature.”

Read Perez Hilton on the Miley Cyrus Photo Controversy

And now, pets, advertisers don’t want to be associated with a website that would post such tasteless pornographic content.

Well, WAKE UP advertiser darlings! It’s PEREZ HILTON! He’s made his claim to fame by posting celebrity juice (not from concentrate, so goes the tagline). He’s made millions of missteps and suddenly this one causes his advertisers to bail. Mean Betty calls them sheep.