Mean Betty on Kim Kardashian’s “Royal Wedding Number 2”
After all, what is Kim Kardashian if not American Royalty?
Glittery ponies! A $2 million custom-designed, 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond engagement ring! Rose petals, a star athlete, and a potential NEW Kardashian reality show … It must be … Kim Kardashian’s Engagement! But kittens, if you think the engagement, which was, apparently, orchestrated entirely by the Kardashian clan puppetmaster / ringleader Kris Jenner, was a big deal, hold on to your fascinators because The Wedding is yet to come.
Maid of honor number 1 Khloe Kardashion tells EOnline.com, “It’s going to be royal wedding number two.”
But of course, pets! As the insightful Rob Shuter of PopEater.com points out: “Indeed, Kim sees herself as part of an American royal family of sorts, and her wedding will reflect that.”
His source, a “friend” of Kim’s, reveals, “Kim’s wedding is going to be bigger than Tom and Katie … In fact, she wants it to be bigger than William and Kate’s. … Just like Kate, her dress will be kept a huge secret until she steps out of her limo or maybe she will have horse driven carriage.”
Pardon Mean Betty while she undergoes an eye roll of unprecedented proportions.
The source continues, “The wedding is going to be massive. They are talking about having multiple weddings around the world. All of which will be recorded to air on TV and have hundreds of celebrity guests attending … Kim is not a low key kind of person.”
Gee, really? Mean Betty always thought Kim Kardashian was the shy and retiring type, the kind of girl who would really want to focus on the deep spiritual meaning of a marriage ceremony, and avoid turning it in to a circus at all costs …
People are already drooling over how much money those circus wedding photos are going to make — Forbes.com estimates a cool $2 million.
Hey Kris Humphries! Great news! That engagement rock just paid for itself!