Mean Betty on Kim Kardashian’s Big Break-Up
Kim’s split from her latest bf, but she’s still shopping!
Greetings, poppets – today brought some sad, surprising news. Kim Kardashian, that model of good taste and fidelity, has broken up with her boyfriend of three months! Mean Betty was so aghast that she nearly choked on her spinach-and-egg-white omelette.
The lucky man in question is Miles Austin, a wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys. (Mean Betty has no idea what a wide receiver is, nor does she want to know. Ever.) But quick hookups and breakups like this always puzzle Mean Betty: between Miles practicing for football season and Kim shilling for her reality show, how did they ever have time to meet? Is there a speed-dating service for NFL players and aging “starlets”? And how can they spend time together once they’re a publicity-mad couple item?
It seems, kittens, as though the lack of time together is exactly what broke up the quickie relationship. “There’s no huge reason except their distance apart,” a “source” told People magazine. “With his season and Kim’s filming, it just slowly split them apart.”