Oh Kendra, Kendra, Kendra. You transparent little, thing you.

Mean Betty has to hand it to her – Kendra Wilkinson really knows how to one-up all the other “post baby bikini body” celeb moms! What better way to snap instantly back to being a sex object after going through childbirth than to artfully arrange for a XXX tape to hit the market? Brill!

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Oh sure, Kendra initially put up an amusing show of being “upset” that the tape was “leaking” – but please, kittens, did she really expect us the believe that? She’s been on a single-minded mission since about five minutes after she gave birth to Hank Jr. to prove to the world she’s still a svelte, sexy little hottie. After all the bikini covers, a well timed sex tape is a perfect next move!

Kendra has certainly dropped her little “outraged” charade now – RadarOnline.com is reporting the new mommy stands to make quite a pretty penny from the sale of the tape: She will receive up to 50 percent of the sales, which could make her a millionaire.

Not bad, Kendra! Mean Betty congratulates you on your ingenuity. And won’t little Hank Jr. be so proud when he learns his mommy is a movie star!

xo,

Mean Betty