Hello, my darlings! So much is happening in Celebrity World that Mean Betty hardly knows where to begin! LiLo’s must-have alcohol bracelet? Speidi’s heartbreaking “split”? No, kittens, let us turn now from these very important matters and focus instead on…little Katy Perry.

The songstress is apparently shocked by “Alejandro,” a new video from Lady GaGa, which features rosaries, crucifixes, naughty-nun outfits and legions of shirtless, muscular young men with no visible body hair whatsoever. Ms. Perry is not a fan.

"Using blasphemy as entertainment,” the blue-haired chanteuse intoned on Twitter, “is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke."

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Mean Betty isn’t surprised (actually, Mean Betty is never surprised) by Ms. Perry’s air of hard-core moral authority. For little Katy, as many of her fans may not know, began her show-business career as a Christian contemporary-music artist. In Christian contemporary music, no four-letter words are allowed, not even “fart.”