Happy Hump Day, poppets! New Year’s Eve is only two days away, and that means celebs think the world is actually interested in their 2011 resolutions, including Mean Betty’s favorite source of amusement, Kate Gosselin. Obviously, the reality show mom hasn’t been humped in a long time… and mama wants some lovin’!

A source tells Popeater, “So much of 2010 has been about the children that Kate forgot to look after herself. Now, in the New Year, Kate is determined to start dating again and hopefully find a new man."

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Ha! Mean Betty has heard this one before. Don’t you remember kittens, when Mean Betty marveled at the possibility of a Kate Gosselin reality dating show? Mean Betty can just see it now – it would be the first show where contestants would be competing to leave instead of stay.

But Mean Betty is upset to hear that Kate’s “2011 Man Search” won’t be filmed for TV. Popeater’s source says, "Any dates that she goes on will be strictly private with no cameras around. It's going to be hard enough to find a man who is willing to take on Kate plus her beautiful eight children; asking someone to do all that on camera is impossible."

You just said a mouthful there, sister… whoever you are. Mean Betty was just about to make that point: who on earth would willingly insert themselves into the mess that is Kate Gosselin’s life? Sure, she has a great rack after popping out eight babies (though Mean Betty still questions their authenticity),  but she comes with even bigger baggage than those puppies.

Shall we list it all here, pets?