Mean Betty on Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi
The Bachelor couple calling it quits is about as shocking as a Lindsay Lohan crotch shot.
Why does the whole world have its panties in a bunch over the crash n’ burn of Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi’s “relationship,” kittens? Mean Betty hasn’t seen this much attention paid to a natural disaster since, well, ever. Forgive Mean Betty for referring to this contrived form of finding love as natural. She hasn’t even had her coffee yet and she fears the Web is about to explode from all the excessive “The Bachelor Split” Googling going on.