Mean Betty on Christina Aguilera’s National Anthem Flub
‘… And the home of the pop stars who can’t remember simple song lyrics!’
Leave it to the NFL to hire a hack like Christina Aguilera to sing the most important song of the most widely watched football game of the year. She won’t mess up, right?
Mean Betty was simply moved to tears by Aguilera’s performance… because Mean Betty was laughing so much! How hard is it to sing the right lyrics? Apparently, pretty darn hard, especially for washed up pop singers!
“What so proudly we watched at the twilight’s last reaming”? C’mon now! That doesn’t even make sense!
Too bad someone wasn’t feeding Aguilera the lyrics like Cameron Diaz was feeding A-Rod popcorn (um, gag?). Instead, she succeeded in embarrassing herself–and our country–with one illogical stream of botched lyrics. Mean Betty is sure her ex-hubby, Jordan Bratman, was howling on the floor with satisfied laughter. Mean Betty certainly was.
After the hasbeen screeched her way through the rest of the song, she released a statement to AP, saying, “I can only hope that everyone could feel my love for this country and that the true spirit of its anthem still came through.”
Mean Betty hates to break it to you sweetheart, but the only thing that came through that trainwreck was the confirmation that the show is definitely over for you. Mean Betty suspected it when she saw Burlesque, but now, there’s not a doubt in Mean Betty’s mind: Christina Aguilera’s career is deader than dead.
At least she went out with a bang, right kittens?