Mean Betty on Cameron Diaz: “I’m Always Traveling for C-ck”
Is Cameron Diaz the new John Mayer?
“Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love. It’s not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I’m always traveling for [whispers] c-ck. You’ve got to go where it is.”
Ah yes, darlings. Go where the c-ck is. Truer words never passed a lady’s lips, non? Thank you, Cameron Diaz, for sharing your wisdom with the editors of Playboy! Mean Betty looks forward to see the photo shoot to see what else you may have shared!
The demure Miss Diaz goes on to fill us on one the kind of sex she prefers …
“I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.’ Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me…I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”
Mean Betty is trying not to conjure up a mental image of Justin Timberlake throwing Cameron over his shoulder ….
Does that even seem physically possible?
Wonder what Jessica Biel thinks about this?
Cameron also gave us an update on her “booty” – which is a relief because Mean Betty has really been wonder lately what’s happening with Cameron Diaz’s booty! Haven’t you?
“My booty has been on hiatus from film but certainly not from everyday life, where it doesn’t stop moving. It’s in constant sway and has a mind of its own. On camera, though, there just hasn’t been an opportunity for it to assert itself lately.”
Finally, she jumped on the elusive bisexuality bandwagon – wait … haven’t you heard, kittens? Being bisexual is the new black!
“Sexuality and love can be different things. I can be attracted to a woman sexually, but it doesn’t mean I want to be in love with a woman. If I’m going to be with a woman sexually, it doesn’t mean I’m a lesbian. We put these restraints and definitions on people, but it’s hard to define.”
Got that, pets?