Wonderful news, pets! Bristol Palin’s big debut in The Secret Life of the American Teenager airs next Monday night on ABC. And oh are we in for a treat! Here’s a delightful little sneak preview …

So sorry, kittens! Mean Betty should have warned you … it’s a little frightening isn’t it?! Mean Betty is confused … is this a horror movie? Isn’t Bristol perfect as a zombie from outer space?

Though Mean Betty is a little confused because apparently Bristol is supposed to be “playing herself.” Maybe she snuck in some acting lessons from her local deer … in the headlights?

One thing’s for sure – Bristol doesn’t have to worry about her mama Sarah Palin getting mad at her for “going Hollywood.” In fact, Mean Betty has just one piece of advice for our budding “actress”…

Don’t quit your day job!

xo,

Mean Betty