Mean Betty on Brad Pitt’s Beard
The world can finally exhale; the Pitt beard is no more!
PRAISE BE and THANK YOU Brad Pitt for trimming that scraggly beard.
Brad made Mean Betty’s Monday morning by finally taking the hedge clippers to his unruly and unattractive facial pubes.
Mean Betty actually thought for a moment that Brad’s fugly beard was for a role, pets, but she was sadly mistaken. He told Us Magazine, “It’s boredom. No other reason than that.”
Oh, yes, Mean can see how things would get boring around the Jolie-Pitt household. However, just because you have 10 zillion kids who look strikingly like a United Colors of Benetton ad doesn’t give you an excuse to be that lazy.
Hacking the beard was the smartest move Brad’s made since leaving that baby-food eating Jen Aniston for the sultry Angelina Jolie.