That buffoon known as Bill O’Reilly is afraid that his penis will no longer be needed if helpless little women figure out they can raise children all by themselves, kittens.
Check out his latest rants against Jennifer Aniston for saying, "Women are realizing more and more that you don't have to settle, they don't have to fiddle with a man to have that child. They are realizing if it's that time in their life and they want this part they can do it with or without that."
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O’Reilly is clearly hung like an acorn, pets. The half inch of manliness he does own was offended by Aniston’s words because he fired back: "Jennifer Aniston can hire a battery of people to help her. But she can't hire a dad. Dads bring a psychology to children that in this society is under emphasized. Men get hosed all day long in the parental arena."
Mean Betty would like to hose O’Reilly—with a gallon of dog feces.
Why is this man still on the air, mes cheries?
xo,
Mean Betty
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