Mean Betty on Kelly Osbourne’s Barrage of Insults
No one is safe, not even the lovely Duchess Catherine!
Goodness, kittens! Mean Betty was all set to enjoy a leisurely morning by the pool (Is it too early for a Cosmo? We thinks not!) but then Meanie felt compelled to hop back on her rhinestone studded laptop to cover the latest from one of the world’s biggest loudmouths.
The Cosmo must wait!
She who loves to throw stones at glass houses, aka Kelly Osbourne, famously slammed Christina Aguilera last week for being a “fat bitch.” Mean Betty usually adores a good catfight, but this was too much, even for Mean Betty.
And now, the brassy Brit is taking a jab at none other than Meanie’s future BFF, Kate Middleton.
During a recent appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Osbourne rattled off the following:
“In England they’re like, ‘Look how thrifty she’s being, showing the British public that the Royals are in a recession as well. Only in this country they call it a faux pas.”
“If I am going to be the future bloody Queen of England I’m going to wear that dress once because I’m giving up the rest of my life, all of my privacy. At least I can get a new dress every day!”
While the reality star’s newest declaration isn’t completely without merit, Miss O. is currently rubbing Miss Mean the wrong way in a big way.
Close your eyes, my beauties, and dare to revisit the Hell on Earth that was middle school. Who does wittle Kelly welly remind you of? Ugh.
We should really have sympathy for those that put others down in order to build themselves up, but not today, pets.
A friendly piece of advice to the former curvy girl/fashion disaster: don’t allow your own insecurities and jealousies to run your mouth. Perhaps a therapy session or two wouldn’t hurt?