Mean Betty: Oh No! Did Megan Fox Lie to the World?
As one doctor put it, ““Looks like Megan is just as talented with Photoshop as she is in entertainment.”
Mean Betty sympathizes with actresses and models on their plight. She really does. Meanie knows how deeply important it is to look totally fabu 24/7. Why, just the other day, Meanie crawled out of her bedroom went downstairs for breakfast without any makeup on and the butler fled the room in fright.
So, Mean Betty rooted for Megan Fox taking massive doses of Botox. After all, what 25-year-old doesn’t need it? Gawd forbid, Megan Fox should have an expressive face. If she did, then Mean Betty would think that by the time she reaches the ripe old age of 30, poor Megan’s face would be a sad, wrinkly mess. Megan would look more like a Shar-Pei than an actress who’s had enough plastic surgery to pass as a poor man’s version of Angelina Jolie, right pets?
Well kittens, Megan did something super duper brave! She posted photos on her Facebook page showing the world how awful the effects of Botox truly are. Meanie feels deeply for Megan shelling out $1300 a pop to get her forehead perfect. Meanie also wonders if Megan attempts to use Botox as a business deduction. After all kittens, Ms. Fox puts looking good much higher than acting well. Isn’t it more important to look good than do a competent job my little ewe lambs? But Meanie digresses.
After Megan bravely showed the world how Botox gave her those awful wrinkle lines (and let’s face it kittens, 25 year olds have horrific wrinkles), plastic surgeons around the world weighed in with their prognosis!
The Orange County Register had a few doctors weigh in on Megan’s Facebook photos. “Looks like Megan is just as talented with Photoshop as she is in entertainment,” said plastic surgeon and blogger Dr. Nicholas Vendemia of New York. “Those lines on her forehead are totally fake. … Muscles in the forehead and brow simply don’t create curved wrinkles like that. The wrinkles Megan is showing us don’t coincide with brow anatomy, nor do they match the facial expression she is making.”
Kittens, isn’t it great to know that Megan has hidden talents? If her “acting” career dries up, she can also become a Photoshop whiz!
Funnily enough, Megan told Allure magazine back in 2010 that she doesn’t use any cosmetic enhancements at all! She said, “”I would encourage anyone to first speak with a therapist, to try and figure out where this want comes from, because a lot of times it’s not related to your teeth or your nose or your chin — the surgery is not going to alleviate that insecurity for you,” she says. “If, then, you feel, ‘This is something that I want to do’, then do it. It’s amazing that we have the technology to do the stuff that we do.”
Well gosh kittens, you know what all of this means, don’t you? It means that Megan Fox can act! She can really act. It’s just too bad that it’s not in front of the cameras. After all, isn’t lying just another form of acting?