Mean Betty: Lindsay Lohan Dresses as Nun, Battles Joan Rivers, Leaks Song
Someone’s making all this up, right?
You know how they say life is stranger than fiction? Mean Betty sometimes wonders if there is any distinction at all between what is “real” and what is “fake” in Celebrity Land, because all of the Lindsay Lohan drama just … can’t … be …. real ….. CAN IT?
In other words, kittens, is it possible that Lindsay Lohan is not indeed a real person but is rather some kind of scripted reality cyborg, whose puppet strings are being held by some PR mastermind? Don’t laugh, kittens! It’s just all too much to be true … isn’t it?
Take for example the promotional image for Robert Rodriguez’s new film Machete, above.
Lindsay Lohan. Dressed as a nun. Licking a gun.
Of course this comes out in perfect timing to tie in nicely with her jail sentence and her bizarre Twitter “war” with Joan Rivers that somehow ended up involving Dr. Drew. Oh you haven’t heard about that? Allow Mean Betty…
Last week, Joan Tweeted a bunch of jokes about LiLo, such as: “I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof”
(Haha! Get it?)
“Joan Rivers and her ‘stargument’ make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven,” Lindsay tweeted on Tuesday.
(Wait, did LiLo just suggest her father hook up with Joan Rivers?)
“In the words of 50 cent, You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth,” she continued. “All he needs is her botox doctor. ‘Dr. Drew – any ideas? Botox rehab reality show?”
(A Botox reality show? Brilliant!)
“Thanks @lindsaylohan sounds like a terrific plan! Actually happy to see you have retained your sense of humor despite your circumstances,” Dr. Drew responded.
Surely someone is making all this up, right?