Mean Betty: Kris Humphries Wants WHAT from Kim Kardashian?
The NBA star allegedly told Kim that he wants money, a lot of money, or there’s a big ugly public court fight ahead of them.
Mean Betty’s heard about kissing and telling and Mean Betty’s heard about people attempting to blackmail their exes, but the latest news from the circus that is the Kardashian household is really mind blowing.
You see kittens, the gentle giant known as Kris Humphries has allegedly told Kimmy that she needs to hand over $7 million to him pronto or there’s going to be a very big, very public divorce trial. How public? Kittens, think witnesses in a courtroom public. According to TMZ, sources babbled to them that, “The bballer — through his Minnesota lawyer — has given Kim an ultimatum … either pay up, or endure an ugly, public trial. “
Oopsies! We’re not sure if we want to see Kim and her sisters sobbing into hankies on the witness stand. However, E! would surely love to have the video of that for their next Kardashian show: Kim and Khloe Take on Divorce Court. Do you think they could get Judge Judy or Judge Wopner to preside over the proceedings?
Will the Kardashians work on a limited edition tissue collaboration: Kardashian Kleenex: Strong Enough for 12 Coats of Mascara? Will they then collaborate with Ann Taylor on severe suits suitable for court proceedings? The spin off and various collaboration opportunities are endless! And if momager Kris Jenner has her way, she’ll tell Kris to “bring it on!”
Unfortunately that might just not happen. Le sigh. The Butler tells Meanie that the New York Daily News paper points points out, “The duo is said to have a prenup agreement, which guarantees the Nets player nothing. Humphries also reportedly made money off the wedding. Kardashian also reportedly hired a high-powered team, including celeb lawyer Laura Wasser, to represent her in court.”
Seems silly Kris forgot that he also made money, lots of it, from the wedding. TMZ states, “Kris raked in around $1 mil from the wedding and the TV special that showcased the nuptials. And Kris made off like a bandit because Kim ended up using a portion of what she got to pay for the ring… In addition, we’re told Kris made somewhere between $250,000 and $300,000 from the Kardashian reality show.”
Oh rats! Honestly kittens, Meanie really was looking forward to watching the divorce simulcast on Tru TV and E! The pool boy when he heard the news about the possibility of a televised divorce immediately started exercising. He had plans on making his favorite cakes, cupcakes and cookies, then sitting in front of the TV, watching and munching away. He figured that if he worked out ahead of time, he wouldn’t gain any weight whilst sitting possibly days at a time staring at the TV while the newest Kardashian soap opera unraveled.
Meanie didn’t have the heart to tell him that the publicized divorce war would never happen because silly Kris signed a whole bunch of papers. She likes watching him stretch and work out.
Maybe Meanie will tell the pool boy there’s no E! Kardashian Divorce Special coming his way. Next week.