Mean Betty: Kim Kardashian’s Wacky Wedding Moments
Her gown was flawless … and that’s about it!
Happy Taco Tuesday, pets! If you are currently stumped as to what you and your besties should discuss over mango margaritas this evening, Mean Betty has a worthwhile suggestion: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ truly awkward wedding moments.
GASP! You mean a few things actually went wrong during the biggest reality show wedding of all time? Oh yes, my pretties.
First up, the happy couple’s eerie wedding menu:
Is that a supper rundown, or a tombstone? The Addams Family would be so proud!
Next, whilst partying away with hundreds of pals at the disgustingly beautiful estate in Montecito, Calif., Kim and Kris were treated to a lecture by several deputies from the Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department. Apparently, neither famewhore star was capable of keeping an eye on the volume past 11:00 p.m., so peeved-off neighbors did it for them.
Nothing like a nifty noise complaint to keep the party going!
And speaking of partying, did you hear that little Lindsay Lohan was caught ordering shots from the bar?
It’s a good thing the private estate was not lacking in flat terrain or metal railings, otherwise LiLo may have spilled her shots all over Kim K’s gorgeous gown!
Hungry for more, pets? Once the festivities had come to an end, Us Weekly received a not-so-glowing report from an insider who claimed the wedding was rather unpleasant as “there were 100 crew members everywhere.” The source also stated that “the helicopters were so loud nobody could hear the ceremony.”
And if the creepy menu, drunken Lohan, and dozens of irritating distractions weren’t enough, Kim and Kris pulled the ultimate faux pas by saddling guests with these bizarre-o notepads:
What in the name of…? There are no words.
Here’s hoping Kim’s inevitable baby shower is WTF-free!